1. Extra Motivation
very bro wants to impress his girlfriend, and what’s a more primal way to impress her than setting a new PR? Me Tarzan, you Jane. Tarzan lift heavy, Jane get tingly in pants. It doesn’t matter if you’re married or just dating, nothing will get you a better pump than trying to impress the woman standing beside you. Need an extra scoop of pre-workout? Nah, just bring your girl to the gym. Or do both. Why not both? Did someone say preworkout?!
2. Keep Her in Shape
For fit chicks, this isn’t a problem. But if you have a girl that isn’t very fond of the weights, or working out in general, then taking her to the gym with you is your best move. Helping your girl get gains might be the best feeling there is, with the exception of seeing your own gains. And other people seeing your gains.
3. Break the Routine
Going to the usual dinner and a movie can start to get old really quickly. There’s no better way to bond than in the gym, where muscle and iron collide. There are no distractions. Just you, your girl, and the weights. What else could a man really ask for? Besides another scoop of preworkout…
4. You’re Both Held Accountable
This study shows that couples that workout together have a better chance of sticking to their workout programs. Just like any good lifting partner, your girl will always keep you accountable. If either one of you is having a lazy day, the other one will be there to motivate, or shame, or whatever works for you.
5. Other Bros be Mirin’
Considering the made-up stat that only 3% of girls out there even lift, if your girl is a part of that 3%, then of course you’re going to want to show her off. She’s rare like a four leaf clover or showing up to the gym at night and finding all of the weights in their proper places. Let them have their fun creepin’ a sneak peek because at the end of the workout, she’s going home with you.
6. Tested Affection
Your physical appearance is at its low point in the gym. You’re sweating, you’re tired, and you’re just not looking great. No makeup, no gelled hair, no cologne. As Merle Monbroe once said, “If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me after I’m swole.”
7. Crazy Libodos
Who needs Viagra when you can hit the gym? A study by the University of Arkansas found that exercise improves sex, which won’t come as a surprise to anybody that’s exercised (and had sex.) This is science, folks. Want better sex? Workout with your girl. You’ll have improved blood flow where it counts, better stamina, and you’ll both look hot as fuck.
8. Security
Lifting makes you more confident, and confident women don’t do the types of shady shit that insecure girls do. You’ll have more trust in your relationship. You’ll have an easier time trusting her, and she’ll have enough self-confidence to not constantly start drama just to get some attention.
9. Someone To Count Your Reps
You can focus on moving weights while she helps out with the hard part, which is counting to six. Not only that, but once she knows her way around the gym, she’ll be able to spot you too.
10. Squats.
Warning: Once things get serious at the gym, she might want to make one of those cheesy couple workout videos with you. She might promise to never show it to anybody, but couple workout videos are the female version of a sextape so make sure she deletes it afterwards otherwise you’ll be finding your kissing pullup video on an ex-revenge site someday, and that’s almost as embarrassing as being caught doing kipping pullups.
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